I'm Jocelyn, a 20-something from PA currently in CA. Married to my bff with two fluffy roommates named Ezio and Gimli. Pokémon master, town mayor, and sometimes-published writer/poet. If I were a Pokémon I'd probably be Eevee (or Snorlax).
I literally have the best mommom in the world.
I asked her where she gets her sweatbands (she’s a waitress and wears them at work) and instead of just telling me where to get my own, she buys and mails me six.